Phreaked

A Philadelphia Magazine

Getting Back into the Swing of Things May 22, 2008

Hey everyone,

I’m finally back from my vacation. I was barely able to make it to a computer!! So I’ll post about the good, bad and ugly of the crazy-dirty Southwest over the coming week. I’ll still be covering phantastic Philadelphia as well of course. Soon I expect be be launching a weekly calendar of events… places you need to!

So where was I exactly? First I hit up Salt Lake City for two days, then beau and I pilgrimaged to Zion National Park in southern Utah (absolutely breathtaking), from there we made our way to Las Vegas for three nights, and then drove pedal to-the-metal until we hit Dallas. Every city was a new experience for me, I thoroughly enjoyed learning more about what this vast country has to offer. Zounds!! National treasures abound!

REAL National Treasures mind you, not a certain radio show host by the name of Michael Savage whose radio show I picked up on my way through Arizona. A depressing, dried-up homophobe whose love for himself greatly surpasses his love for his country. This egotistacle closet(ed)-case when speaking about his high ratings had the audacity to sputter out, (and I quote) “… that’s why Michael Savage is a national treasure.” Third person, reallllllly?

Michael Savage

Look at this propagandist. He’s as bad as Bill O’Reilly.

Phreaked is going to puke.

 

Phhhhreaked for the Desert May 12, 2008

Filed under: Thoughts, Travel — phreaked @ 6:18 pm
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In case you’ve been wondering where your Phreaked bitch has been, I migrated to the Southwest for some education on desert survival and polygamy revival.

Leaving Salt Lake City behind, I’ll be traveling a few hours southwest to Zion National Park. We’ll be roughing it in just a sleeping bag under the stars and I can’t wait!

At the same time, I’m a little nervous to be so isolated from other people and society. I’m a city girl at heart now and wide open spaces creep me out a bit. I just don’t want any The Hills Have Eyes shit goin’ down.

Ugly people just freak me out, whether they’re radioactive hillbilly mutants or redneck Mormons dressed in homemade fashions.

That dress is from the pre-Jurassic period, is it not? (btw, Mormons don’t believe in dinosaurs).